A Faker.

I'm a fraud.

I got a spray tan.

And not just a mystic-spray-in-a-booth, but a real, LIVE airbrusher man sprayed reactive dye all over my semi-nude body. We discussed using his VA money to go back to finish his Associates Degree at LLCC. (I need to get a life).

Quite the experience.

I tried to take a picture, but...nah.